A coworker brought in donuts today and I decided I could have one little donut and it would be ok. They can't be THAT awful. And it tastes so lovely. Maybe if I didn't pick the Double Chocolate cake donut, that part about not being so awful would be true. 10 points. 1/3 of my daily points. For 3 minutes of chololatey delight - if it even took me that long to scarf it down.
So, soup for lunch. Soup for dinner too. Damn, that donut hurts. I like soup, don't get me wrong. But after only eating soup the rest of the day, and maybe a snack of yogurt, I'm picturing turning into Chris Farley in drag, in one of my favorite SNL skits with him, "BACK OFF ME, I'M STARVING!!!"
I almost had to cut a bitch yesterday on the train, and I wasn't starving then. I should be a delight riding the Metro tonight.
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